Life is an elephant, get married.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

An English man walks into a pub.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Penal Dysfunction

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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