- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

learn the ropes?

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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