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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Melbourne Football Club.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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