Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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american government

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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The Pope

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neil patrick harris

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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GONNA

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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