What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Anti-joke.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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