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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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