Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Matty B

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Male penises.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Why? Because!

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

your mother hates you

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

AIDS

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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