- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

A black man didn't walk into a bar

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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