- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Women's rights

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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