- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Life is an elephant, get married.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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