Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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You have cancer

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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