What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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