A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Homosexuals are gay.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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