- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

1 + 1 = 3

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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