Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

obama leadership

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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