Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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