What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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What's the difference between a duck

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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