Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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GONNA

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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