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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Bloody kids ...

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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