Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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see ya

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Women's Rights.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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