A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Chinese drivers.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Hearpin my durp

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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