Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Well educated black man.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Soccer...

Why did I get raped

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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