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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

cancer

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

poo

Pickles

Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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