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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

knock knock who's there aids

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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