- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Scientology.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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