- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

GONNA

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??