If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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The BCS

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An English man walks into a pub.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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