Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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THE GAME

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Weiner

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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