This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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