I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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