What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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fart+fart=poop

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The cow went moo

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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whats really hot the sun

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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