There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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buttcrack thumbs up

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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your father died

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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