School

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Penis.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Anti Joke

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