- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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