What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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fart+fart=poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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