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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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A black guy with his family.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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