How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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democracy

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Society.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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