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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What's the deal with airline food?

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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