so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

asian, do math

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

YEAH THEY DO.

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