ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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your father died

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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