- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

terry stockton is straight

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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