- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Knock knock. Come in.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

knock knock

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Penis penis poop butt

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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