Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Who is a knob? ross d

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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