Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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