What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Mrs. Welsh

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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God is real

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Joey mayer's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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