- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

thermodynamics?

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

I hate black people. Because their black.

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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