- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

The chickens have become self-aware!

Dyslexia ruels!

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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