A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

I'm homeless.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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