- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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