- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Nero, sure you are okay?

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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